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Students suddenly discover a passion for cafeteria food when extra credit is on the menu.

Teachers offer extra credit for eating lunch?

VIHAN HAKIM ‘28, Staff Writer June 9, 2026

School lunch is supposed to give energy, but instead, it tests our bravery. To acknowledge this true test of courage, teachers will be offering 5-10 extra points on a recent test grade if students can eat the soggy vegetables,...

Phones in hand, EHS students navigate the day while lawmakers consider restricting devices in New Jersey schools.

New Year, New Phone Bill, New Nonsense

EMMA MERCADO ’28, Entertainment Editor February 26, 2026

Happy New Year, Edison High! New Jersey’s very own Governor, Phil Murphy, has welcomed the new year with a new phone ban bill, urging school districts to ban phone usage during school hours, but not before trying to convince...

The latest, hot new class, Slang 101, flips the skibbidy script.

EHS Welcomes Bussin’ New Class for Slang

ALEENA PEREZ ’27 May 9, 2024

At the first meeting for the new student-run S122 slang class, students at EHS educate their teachers on the trendiest slang. Club president and straight C- freshmen Jeremy Ickson notes that in his opinion, the turnout “slaps.”...

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